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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

So they tried

No go.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

How can someone effectively handle a targeted individual?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

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Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Are there any Indian wife swapping stories?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Quia quia unde harum qui quas.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Then came..

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Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

How likely is it that Israel would target targets in Iran if there is a full-blown conflict?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Loons and Moons

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