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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:00

Next, they tried...
So they tried
No go.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
How can someone effectively handle a targeted individual?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Are there any Indian wife swapping stories?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Quia quia unde harum qui quas.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Then came..
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Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
How likely is it that Israel would target targets in Iran if there is a full-blown conflict?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Loons and Moons
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